- Eggplants
- Artichoker Face
- LoveGame (Hen)
- Pumpkin-razzi
- Barn Romance
- Cele(ry)phone
- Ale-straw-ndro
- Corn This Way
- Cock-A-Doodle-Doo-das
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was excited by watching things other than himself onscreen.
A “fairly extensive” collection of porn was among the material recovered by Navy SEALs from the al Qaeda leader’s compound in Pakistan, according to a report.
I did not make this, but I really wish I did.
Also, it should be, “‘Til the sweat drip down my balls”, but whatever.
via EZ
